ThE MaN WhO SoLd ThE WorLD.....

so i have been granted the wonderful power to "ban" by my fairy god professor.... well, the "ban" i would put into place is actually more of a preservative matter. something that society got way to much of at once, and now it has sadly slipped by into 'the nothing' (yes, i like "the never ending story" too). i am talking about those old merry-time jingles they use to open every sitcom with. primarily, it all began (or so it seemed, based on recollection) with shows like "three's company", "good times" and "different strokes". in the early nineties it evolved into musical cheese with way to many synthesizers, and lyrics that read like those posters you find hanging from the most miserable of all work places. "INSPIRATION: its what gets you back here every day, sucker". i miss the catchy, accidental train wreck that got you started on the downward decent of the following plot from "pefect strangers", "family matters", hell, the entire disney afternoon line-up. we should lock this shit up! then, little by little, we'll release it again. "i don't believe in the beatles, i just believe in cheese".... i think Lennon actually meant that, but it got twisted somewhere.